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tnstatl:

How I flirt: *quotes Say Anything lyrics*

Please flirt with me.

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"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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I made bad decisions yesterday, narrowly escaped a panic attack today, and am planning to make more bad decisions on Saturday. Hopefully it will be all GOOD decisions tomorrow and Friday…

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But other than them, all men suck.

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rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

This is funny, because just a few days ago a couple college friends told me who they ship me with… and I was totally flattered.

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"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

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This actually really pisses me off. Yes, let’s teach our children to make fun of others. It is totally appropriate to mock someone for enjoying something, especially in public, in front of said people. Maybe I can’t take a joke. Maybe go fuck yourself.

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sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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